- Me one day:
carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
- Me another day:
protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
- Me a different day:
idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
- Me always:
"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110
me: *drinks water* health god
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
- Comic Con:
- Comic Con:
not you lol
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
(Source: 2bainzz, via myotpisgay)
describe yourself in one word
To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE
I’d fly on a broom just to be there.
(Source: madisonthedoctor, via say-that-to-my-abs)
This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.
This is pretty much the equation:
women receiving abuse = PG-13/R
women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17
Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.
So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.
(Source: tabloid-lover, via say-that-to-my-abs)