Earth Day indeed.
… take a picture and save our species; we’re only 300 left. - how does this line not make your heart ache.
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Sherlock AU: For John, an imaginary friend is easier to cope with than a dead one.
What? Are you going to tell me something? Are going to ground me? Don’t waste your time, human. I am a Cat and I don’t play by your rules. By the way, you should put a new roll of toilet paper so I can continue playing.
↳ That one time when Sherlock was trying to focus on a case.
- Yeah, you know what? I’m gonna grab a beer.
Please let me know if I made any grammar mistakes.
TINY PRECIOUS LITTLE AQUA PIGS
Going for a swim and being adorable
I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT
WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
WHY ARE THERE COWS
I met a nice cat on the way home
this post is my greatest success
AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER